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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..

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• (209): View more from California

  You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face

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• (714): View more from California

  I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it

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