Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.