i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
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You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
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jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it