Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I'm being pulled over???
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.