it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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