I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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