Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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