I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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