mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
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Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
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DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I can't put those talents on a resume
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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