WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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