Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
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He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
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I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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