i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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