Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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