I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
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No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
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How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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