Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
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I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
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He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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