That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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