There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
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I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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