I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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