Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
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he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
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Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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