problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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