My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
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