Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Your penis caused this!
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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