Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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