Did you just see the Batmobile???
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
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It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
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Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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