so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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