That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
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The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
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Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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