they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
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