using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
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Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
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I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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