have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
She's the barista slut.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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