try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Randomize
