i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
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Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
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Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
its liver damage thursday
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