i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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