If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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