brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
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I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
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By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
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