Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
Randomize
