My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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