I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
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she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
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Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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