We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i just wanna soil my oats bro
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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