I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Can you bring me the toilet please
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I need to align my fucking chakras
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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