glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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