UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
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He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
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btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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