nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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