don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
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It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
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How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I am never drinking with the goths again.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
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