well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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