I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
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Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
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The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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