Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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