No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
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My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
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The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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