His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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