Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.