She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
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he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
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U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.