i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
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I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
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Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Drake has all the answers
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid