38 yer olds are good kisserssss
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
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He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
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we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..