After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I want to have your abortion
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.