Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
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her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
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I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends