gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
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Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
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Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
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