My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
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we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
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I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
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