your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I cockslap morals
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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