let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
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These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
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Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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