Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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