That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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