with your own penis?
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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