Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
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do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
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Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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